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What's your deal, and how did you come about?! It was all just a fairytale...

Once upon a time there was a Princess. The Princess gave a toad that lived in a land far away a chance. Well, that toad ended up being a habitually lying narcissistic toad. A much more common breed than realized!

After a long while together, the Princess acquired her ideal role in the land far away. You see, that news derailed the toad’s lifestyle since the Princess would be there all the time!

Two days later, the toad lost his wee little mind and unleashed a cringe-worthy fresh hell that the Princess wasn’t digging. Big ick vibes! The Princess left the land far away, she went to the King and Queen who were in the airport waiting for their Princess to come home to a soft place to land.

The end.

JK! The Princess found out a short while after that the toad had a whole OTHER relationship the entirety of the toad and Princesses relationship! The Princess was in the land far away so often! How was possible? Turns out, toads have superior time management skills!

The Princess met with a Village Medicine Woman who explained to her that the Princess had developed raging anxiety and soul crushing depression and prescribed her magic beans in ugly amber colored bottles. YUCK!

The Princess was so thankful for all her family and friends who loved her through all of this and more, her friend that is always there for a bear hug, and knowing through this, that she gave someone love who obviously desperately needed it! 

The Princess ends this fairytale with a cheers to the smallest toad that ever lived! 

*I was SO inspired by this hypothetical fairytale that I started making custom pill bottles! We can’t have a Princess or Prince with ugly bottles. My goal is to sell enough to be able to donate a large percentage of the profits to a variety of different charities, starting with those supporting mental health.

So, in summation, it was all just a hypothetical fairytale that started it all. When life gives you lemons! ;)